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Ring Demotivational Poster


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




I WILL DO IT - I WILL TAKE THE RING INTO MORDOR


TAGS: mordor ring fat man
Rating: 2.48/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 22, 2010, 3:05 pm
This provided a short lived chuckle the first time I saw it.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
he may have traditional Hobbit underwear on, but he doesn't look like one. 1L
culos - November 22, 2010, 2:02 pm
CTRL-C, CTRL-V, saw this on 3 different picdumps today. 1L


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


MEN -


TAGS: sharing is caring
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2011, 10:13 pm
LOL... so immature.


TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's fucking hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SPRING TIME.... -


TAGS: spring girls belly button
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by steph1

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future


TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an ass like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


THAT GUY - is my hero.


TAGS: fat guy spring break hero
Rating: 3.35/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am
Best photobomb ever! Or is it an almost Photo cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't


TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by association.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice


HOW WAR WORKS -


TAGS: goering nuremberg
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:29 pm
True words. So many people believe everything the gov't says and everything they hear on the news.
440wakeup - July 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
Yes and this is why we love the ZOMBIE fear so much, its us telling us what to fear, not our leaders.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 12:56 pm

one of my all time fav quotes.....cough cough W


HITMONLEE - He had pups


TAGS: hitmonlee pokemon offspring puppies
Rating: 2.88/5

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oh my god - August 16, 2009, 1:01 am
funniest tunnel, EVER!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i'm in tears!


Love Is A Drug -


TAGS: love mind altering emotion cupid junkie
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2013, 8:05 am
Rule #1: Never underestimate... the OTHER guy's greed!


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny


TAGS: putin lord ring
Rating: 2.36/5

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BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
Hooah!


PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!


TAGS: funny fail timmy cancun spring break
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L


PLEASURE - I Know You Feel It Too~


TAGS: scissoring
Rating: 1.23/5


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Near Accident Der fukken nearen schittenselfen


TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
My German is a bit rusty...but that sounds about right! Das e5 gut! Ja!


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men nipples sunglasses ring piercing beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


DEAR GOD -




Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.09/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


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TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.


GAMER CHICK - Why God invented the Red Ring of Death.




ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
splendid


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


2 GURLZ 4 EVERY BOY - I'm quite sure this will lure a lot of sexually confused collegians onto the sands of Mexico


TAGS: spring break
Rating: 1.79/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:22 pm
i wish


ON THE 11TH HOUR -




COMPLICATION... -


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L


ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another




THREE MONTHS -


TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INSANITY -


TAGS: sane insane boring fun hammy
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
Yes, and it's the only way we get to sit alone in the bus }:-D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:48 pm
:D
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
I think, this is crazy...
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:43 am
why thank you rerun :D
rerun - January 20, 2012, 9:53 pm

truth is spoken


MOVING ON -




MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


FIRING SQUAD -


TAGS: tanks death firing squad
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
Airman, wonderful picture. Been there many times. This is a Tankers organism...the flash/crack, the tank rockin' back on its haunches and the empty shell case clanging around inside the turret. (Oh Jeez, fap, fap, fap...) 5 HEAT rounds.
Airman - March 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
you sound like my ex wife LOL
culos - March 25, 2011, 12:59 pm
what's done is done, shame on you for eternity
Airman - March 25, 2011, 12:57 pm
crap, I didn't see it either.. should we kill it and I can re-submit?
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 12:32 pm
Yes there is a tag, i didn't see it before i hit approve, the shiny lights in the middle of the pic distracted much like female joggers do. BTW nice poster air.


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: make love and music in bed twangy bedsprings get it on fornication is fun
Rating: 4.95/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:55 pm
Amsome Rerun!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:34 am
Sure, but wait 'til I get home from work early!!! 5L!


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


HELLO SPRING -




devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd [email protected] That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.




GENETIC ENGINEERING -




MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call


TAGS: phone boring ex wife
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:36 am
I've an aunt who's like that as well. And once in awhile, I'll get a chatty caller who takes 10+ minutes to make a reservation that could have been done in 2min


PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but assuming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am
I pity you lol


GO F*** YOURSELF -


TAGS: words swearing
Rating: 4.79/5

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djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 1:24 am
Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (damn font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.
Rick69 - January 22, 2012, 6:24 am
Really good poster; what font is this... it looks amazing for titles! :)
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
To both, thank you! :D
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:06 pm
good one
Zetmonk - January 13, 2012, 6:29 am
Nicely done!


TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

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BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are BOOBIES!!!


Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


SPRING BREAK -




VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


APATHY - I JUST DON'T CARE -


TAGS: apathy leopard not caring don t give a shit
Rating: 2.8/5

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Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
You first!
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe. But there's surely no muscle needed to die. Just stop your breathing.


FLOPPY DISC -


TAGS: floppy disc gangsta way storing files
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Solgard

corneredbadger - July 12, 2010, 1:24 am
the kitchen knife under the bills. thats more hardcore :) poor, stupid, gangstas
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
What's more hard-core than Corona and Palmolive?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:47 pm
Get with the times assmunch.


I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD ON MUCH LONGER - Says the thong.


TAGS: fat chick thong g string
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

a - July 27, 2009, 1:58 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYEEEEEESSSS buuuurrrrnnn
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:55 am
spellcheck has no problem with that word.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
whippersnappers.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Yeah, I missed it...BUTT...regardless of how I took it...your mind's like a steel trap!!! *who want's cake*
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
Many many tubs of Vaseline...and a giant shoe horn.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:41 am
You must have missed my response on that 1. I worked a 17 hour shift. My comments were not from a sound mind.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:39 am
Vaseline?
MO..nik - June 28, 2009, 2:38 am
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO btw...I didn't mean to get *pissy* wit choo the other day man.....It's awful easy to misread the typed word bruthur...I'm on your side (even if that's on the oposite side of the border) VIVA LA CANITA!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
How the hell does she fit between the sink and the wall when she has to use the john?
mooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:33 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Might wanna get that back. Twisty straws can be dangerous.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:28 am
I did . Can't you see the straw?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:23 am
You could set your drink on that!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:20 am
KFC
Ur Mom - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
HOLY SHIT! how can your ass get that BIG?


ORIGINALITY - If you steal from one source, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research.


TAGS: superhero infringement original plagiarism
Rating: 1.55/5

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BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 8:54 pm
Male superheros should not be allowed to include portions of Wonder Woman's costume in theirs. It's just to disturbing.
The Medic Droid - May 12, 2009, 1:17 am
It also appears all those who enjoy Motifakes, that he is also sporting some flashy Cyclopes eyewear. I could be wrong but 99.9% of the time I am not. Prost Cheers and all that business.
psychohistorian - December 23, 2008, 5:51 am
wolverine's claws and ears Cap's shield Doom's cape Wonder woman's lower half
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 10:14 pm
Well, it looks like he's Wonder Woman from the waist down, but what good does THAT do me???
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 6:46 pm
OMFG PLAGIARISM


HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


STARING CONTEST -


TAGS: baby doll staring contest wytch
Rating: 4/5

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brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:28 am
Damn grammar Nazis...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:26 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!". He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:21 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!"... He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


THE GAY EAR -




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my ass
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


fingering -




YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair


TAGS: tiger offering tasty baby carnivore
Rating: 4.85/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


JUST A SUGGESTION -


TAGS: lotr frodo gandalf ring
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:35 pm
Gandalf is so tight-fisted with his magic, it's annoying. When the characters meet certain doom, it's not a question of whether or not they'll survive, it's whether not Gandalf will intervene.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
Nah, Sauron would've seen them coming and sent the Nazgul to intercept, and the whole "under cover" thing would've been blown. Then again, I guess that would be no more risky than what they did.. hmm..
Kenn141 - January 5, 2011, 2:41 pm
You know we were all thinking it!


CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




RED DEATH - And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all


TAGS: red death rings
Rating: 3/5

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kaleal85 - November 2, 2010, 10:20 pm
that is the most frightening thing i have seen in years


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


STARRING CONTEST - he could beat a cat in one, i am pretty sure he could beat you


TAGS: keanu reeves staring contest
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:28 am
Ok... now, once a month. Every month. Shhhhhh.... I can't hear Keanu!
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:19 am
Don't worry about the search...it will be on the last page, and don't think anyone has that long of an attention span around here with as many as you've done
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:16 am
Poor Sean...I just got that! I hardly see out my glasses! LMAO (with you not at you)
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
I'll bet it shows up under my name when you search by user too. *sigh*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
Aggy I'm pretty sure I know the REAL reason you are laughing at this one. You bastard.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:06 am
LMAO!!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:27 am
He couldn't win a starring contest with Heath Ledger... and he's DEAD! Now, a staring contest with Heath... that'd be something to see!
Derek - October 7, 2009, 2:39 am
Yes, I've tried... he just never blinks!


IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is


TAGS: irony springsteen
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !


COMPASSION -




ASK ANY PLUMBER -


TAGS: spring autumnal equinox calendar egg
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2011, 10:12 am

dec 21.....2012....laugh now
dslohand - September 25, 2011, 9:44 pm
I really liked this. 5 yokes for you


HAL 9000 - Can't escape the Red Ring of Death


TAGS: hal 9000 red ring
Rating: 4.53/5

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phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
good shit lol


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


SHOUTING - The next best thing to being right




HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: hot air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


SWEARING -




CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


OH NO!!! -


TAGS: photo fail mountaineering
Rating: 4.55/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 12, 2013, 5:24 pm
Now that is what I call an 'Oh Shit' moment.
GaryO - June 12, 2013, 8:55 am
Believing in your ‘live forever’ infallibility will retrieve the camera. Taking the pic will forever secure a place in the dumbazz hall of infamy.


THE TOUGHEST PART -




Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.




TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -




AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.


TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

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blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.


CONFUCIUS SAY -


TAGS: play swing offspring spring china
Rating: 4.72/5

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pratham - December 30, 2011, 7:04 am
LMAO...
rerun - March 13, 2011, 4:59 pm

Looks like a really good day at the park


AMISH RV -




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